FU Friday- SORE BODY EDITION

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It's that time to have a free vent session w/ Boobies and Christy. Don't worry FAWK is NOT a bad word and everyone has something they want to get off their chest so link up.


 I started kickboxing this week so all I have to say is FAWK YOU sore muscles. The class kicked my ass but was so worth it. Highly recommend it to anyone looking to loose weight, tone up or just to let stress out and they also have self defense lesson ( let some punk run up on me and I'll knee, knee, knee, elbow his ass)


Hope everyone has a great weekend and Halloween if I don't see some of y'all before then. See the rest of you in the morning for Saturday Six =)

Wordless Wednesday-1 GIFT DOWN

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SOMEONE IS GONNA BE A HAPPY LITTLE GIRL WHEN SHE SEE'S SANTA GOT HER A LALALOOPSEY DOLL(THANKS G-MAW)


Music Monday

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This weeks theme is HALLOWEEN SONGS so I went with a classic WILL SMITH AND JAZZY JEFF ( A NIGHTMARE ON MY STREET)

Saturday Six

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Linking up w/ Boobies and The Zombie Housewife bright and early on the weekend for some random Q&A about my bad sleep habit


How many hours per night/day do you sleep? 
Sometimes I have an hour nap during the afternoon cause I wake up at 4:30-5am. I don't get much sleep. I sleep maybe 5-6 hours at the most and have use take a sleep aid to do so. NyQuil is a must have in my house.

Night owl or morning person? 
Morning I guess, it's my only alone time


What do you wear to bed? 
Sweat pants and a wife B

Sleep crutches? (Sleep with a radio, fan, t.v. on? Have to have something particular in order to doze?) 
TV has to be turned down (Johns has to have it on) and the fan has to be on cause I have nightmares every night so I'll wake up in a pool of sweat. I also have to have my eye mask to block the light from Johns TV

Do you remember your dreams when you wake up?
All the time! I wont share what dream caused me to wake up today but most dreams I'm in the hood w/ my kids runnin from gang members..crazy shit

Any strange stories about sleepwalking/talking or anything of that nature?
Nope I just snore during the few hours I do sleep =)


 

FUF--Kids and the Devil Edition

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It's time to link up w/ Boobies and Christy and have a free vent session. FAWK is not a bad word and you don't even have to use the button if your offended, you can use one of the host buttons. It's all in good fun so let out what ever is on your chest



Fawk You- to Tinkerbell and Ariel they aren't so cool the 30th time you watch the movies in a week


Fawk you- potty training ..I HATE YOU..Why cant kids come already trained. My kid can count, say her ABC's but cant shit on the potty. She has no problem takin off her "gross" diaper and gettin poo everywhere though


Fawk You- laundry that never ends, where the hell is my maid


Fawk You- To Brandon Hayes for tryin to retract his story. You murdered and tortured a 4 yr old. You deserve to be punished and I don't want my readers to know what I want to happen to you

(please watch the video)




and  my last Fawk You goes to 


JEALOUS FEMALES THAT CANT LIVE THEIR OWN LIVES W/OUT MAKING OTHER PEOPLE MISERABLE CAUSE ***WE ALL KNOW MISERY LOVES COMPANY 






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7 THINGS ABOUT ME


I squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube.
 
I have a bad case of OCD

I love a good challenge, often been told I should be a Lawyer (to much school for me though)
 
I dropped out of school at 16, got my GED right then, and now I'm on the Deans list in College
 
I hate parents who don't take care of their kids and expect everyone else to carry them through life
 
I've been through more hard times in my life than one could begin to imagine (best advice don't ever fight w/ me)
 
I'll fight to the end for my family




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Salt Dough Ghosts

I found a great recipe from All Free Crafts and it was super easy and the kids loved it.


WHAT YOU NEED

1 cup salt
2 cups all purpose flour
1 cup water
acrylic craft paint in black and white ( I USED REGULAR PAINT)
paint brush
toothpick
black craft pen or marker
cookie sheet


WHAT TO DO


Preheat oven to 250 F.
Mix together, salt, flour, and water until a dough is formed.
Knead the dough on a floured surface until the mixture is elastic and smooth. If dough is too sticky, sprinkle with flour, continue to do so until stickiness is gone.

(BE CAREFUL. Do not add too much flour, this will dry out the dough and will cause it to crack before you get a chance to bake it. )

Roll dough in your hands, then roll out a short and fat tube, like a snake.

Stand up tube on cookie sheet and form a ghost with your fingers, making the head portion smaller than the rest of the body.





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Make different sized ghosts, some large for the adults and some small for the children.

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Use a toothpick to poke eye holes BEFORE placing in the oven.

Bake for approximately 2 - 2.5 hours. Check the bottom of your ghosts for wet spots, if wet, continue cooking in 20 minute increments until dry. Remove from oven and allow to cool completely.



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Paint ghosts with white paint. Repeat if needed.

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Music Monday

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THIS WEEK IS A FREEBIE SO I WENT WITH OF MY FAVORITE SONGS OF ALL TIME..HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE

Warren G- Regulate

Saturday Six

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Joining Boobies and Ashlee for some Saturday randomness......




1. Worst movie ever made..in your opinion?
Spider Man..I do NOT like any of them movies. I like movies based on real events and these movies make me wanna poke myself in the eye.

2. A stranger you encounter has toilet paper hanging from their pants..or spinach in their teeth...insert any embarrassing item here...Do you tell them?
No but I do stare at them till they are feelin self conscience and start checkin. Now if this was an elderly person or a child I'd do something but some rude lady comin out of a restroom , no dice. There are rules to certain things.

3. Tell us ONE thing that annoys you. Yes, just one.
Judgemental people. I hate people that "assume" they know you when they don't. I don't like to be grouped in categories cause I'mma diverse person.

4. What's your biggest beef about the opposite sex in general? (Don't be skurred, we won't rat you out.)
They always think they know everything when up against a female. ALWAYS.

5. Would you donate your eggs/sperm to an infertile couple?

Without thinking twice. I've checked into this but the genetics in my family aren't that great.  W/ my cousin and Grandma( Cancer 2 times) having Cancer and my Mom having what they think is something like MS I don't qualify. I would do it any day of the week though.  I couldn't imagine the pain of wanting a child and not being able to have one. There's no greater gift to give someone then that.

6. What's the last book you read?
Bert and Ernie Counting to 10

FUF-BSF

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It's the weekend! With that said it's time to link up Boobies & Christy and have a free therapy session. ( You can use another button if you are feelin offended or sacred to post this one). Fawk is NOT a bad word so don't start gettin pissed if your a new follower, it's all in good fun and trust I think everyone needs a free vent ses.

Fawk You- cold and flu session, toddlers with runny noses are kinda gross.

Fawk You- to this hockey game, what the hell is goin on. Were down 2- nothin to Dallas. Disappointed. Correction I spoke to soon down 3- nothin now.

Fawk You- to the awful recipe I made today. I mean when I say awful, I mean the shit was AWFUL. I spit it in the sink to avoid getting sick.

Been a fulfilling week so that's all I got for that, now on to Crazy B and blog stalkin


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The point of this blog hop is to find other REAL readers, people who don't judge you, say what's on their mind and don't care about what other people may think of them. This isn't a "follow me/ I'll follow you type thing. Think about it, link up, and tell her Crisc sent you. Hope everyone has a great weekend and be safe


Purple Monkey Balls are now on sale 

Wordless Wednesday









Hockey season is in full swing. Welcome to Hockey Town

Wicked W

One Crazy Brunette Chick

It's my first week linking up w/ the Bad Girl Bloggers and I couldn't resist. This week is Favorite Witches..I would have picked Elvira but since Crazy B already took her I went w/ Sandy Sanderson (Sarah Jessica Parker) From Hocus Pocus (1993)..


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It's on my list on top Halloween classics and she was always my favorite witch


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